An Indiana nutjob viciously bit a newbornโs face to stop it from crying โ and later allegedly told cops the ๐พ๐๐ป๐ถ๐๐ looked like a โbusted up eggโ when he was done with it.
Authorities say Kaden Manuel Lewis Shurm, 18, began by โnibblingโ on the 9-day-old babyโs cheek before repeatedly biting in a โchomping downโ motion, according to FOX59.
Shrum, who tips the scales at a whopping 250 pounds, was arrested and charged with felony battery with injury to a person under 14.
A pediatrician first alerted ๐ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น protective services to the ๐พ๐๐ป๐ถ๐๐โ๐ โ๐๐ฟ๐๐๐พ๐๐ on July 14, prompting a probe by the Bloomington Police Department, according to court documents obtained by The Post.
The brazen biter reportedly confessed that he bit the ๐ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น to silence it at around 4 a.m. โ initially โnibblingโ before escalating until the newbornโs face resembled a โbusted up egg.โ
Shrum was arrested at the hospital; the babyโs current condition remains unknown.
It was not immediately clear if Shrum and the ๐ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น had any relation.
The lunatic also faces felony charges in separate cases for battery with a deadly weapon and criminal recklessness, as well as a misdemeanor battery charge.
Shrum briefly posted a $5,500 bond on the ๐ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น ๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐ charge on July 21 before being re-arrested on a bond revocation warrant for the prior cases.
